I Don't Wanna Go

First we gotta go shopping

And then we're dogsitting for your mother

Then you have an eye doctor appt

And don't forget it's game night

I don't wanna do shit

I'm about to lose it

Ain't about the bullshit

Hanging like a loose fit

Never been the cool kid

Never said it, who did?

Hoping to get booted

Woke and feelin' lucid

Leaving is a nuisance

Who would wanna do this?

Very worst of humans

Kinda like the rudest

Frankly they the crudest

Easily the lewdest

Point me where the food is

I'm chiller than Buddhist

But a dates been set and the time goes on and it won't back down

And I dream of the days

Where I played all those games and I cry that I want that now

And those days they few and so far in between and it don't go slow

But don't shed tear

Baby please don't cry cause it was only like a week ago

Hear me though...

I don't wanna go out

I'm cranky lady I'll pout

For people i'm in no mood

Unless there's gonna be food

But we can just order in

Catching up with our Friends

The blu ray set just came in

We could watch it in bed

I don't wanna do stock count

I don't wanna pull weeds out

Empty out no trash can

Find the broom and that dust pan

We'll talk about it on Tuesday

Developing a new smoothie

With chocolate sauce and some muesli

Resse's pieces and dulce

Catching up with the new day

Viewing toons that be looney

Won't forget to pay Lupe

But then forget to pay Lupe

You're having parties at the crib

I don't wanna go

Wanna show me how to live, sorry

I don't wanna go

Say that you're paying for the flight, still

I don't wanna go

Everything's on you tonight? cool

I don't wanna go

Not that I don't love ya but that's

Just the way it go

I wanna eat a bowl of Chex

Wear no pants and watch a show

Maybe surf some sketchy sites baby

You don't wanna know

It's just way better in my home

Private time's as good as gold

And not even just IRL

Group chat? you can go to hell

Don't wanna be in your clan

I lied I said I had plans

When really I was just lurking

On how-to vids about twerking

A docu-series on murders

Of all the dates I deserted

Graduations and weddings

And probably more I'm forgetting

Was in my PJs and ready

To become one with the bedding

This ain't for pity, I'm glad

Of all the smiles I've had

Your Out getting drinks with the lads

But I was out at my dad's

Except I'm not at my dad's

Another lie don't get mad

Whole time I've been at my pad

Watching shows getting fat

How'd you fall for my ruse

I've made you all look like fools

You thought I went and had fun

You must feel so damn dumb

You're having parties at the crib

I don't wanna go

Wanna show me how to live, sorry

I don't wanna go

Say that you're paying for the flight, still

I don't wanna go

Everything's on you tonight? cool

I don't wanna go

Not that I don't love ya but that's

Just the way it go

I wanna eat a bowl of Chex

Wear no pants and watch a show

Maybe surf some sketchy sites baby

You don't wanna know

It's just way better in my home

Private time's as good as gold

I get it. It's not healthy

We at Marty McFly levels heavy

Like dragging from a board off a Chevy

Better not be crashing into shit so help me

Stressed out you can bet, but I take that step

Efforting to paint the whole town red

Gotta get out of bed and we must get dressed

Never know, it could be the day you wake up dead

So make the best out of day

Take those kids go out and play

Go picnic out by the lake

Your wife'll love it, ok?

Is it so hard to do?

Thinking bout others and not just you?

You ain't gotta dress like your destitute

Lotta people probably think you're beautiful

How true

I didn't realize that I was denying you my glorious

Presence and confidence

Gregariousness and dominance

However, go-getter

Self-care is still a prominent matter

Put all these plans and my chill in a blender

In the hopes the results can make me feel better

Order up I'll take grande

Hour long I go broadway

But forgive me this delay

Beating Tropico is importante

You're having parties at the crib

I don't wanna go

Wanna show me how to live, sorry

I don't wanna go

Say that you're paying for the flight, still

I don't wanna go

Everything's on you tonight? cool

I don't wanna go

Not that I don't love ya but that's

Just the way it go

I wanna eat a bowl of Chex

Wear no pants and watch a show

Maybe surf some sketchy sites baby

You don't wanna know

It's just way better in my home

Private time's as good as gold