Garageland

I'm a sales manager, kitchenware

It's not as bad as it sounds

I wear a suit, the girls are cute

I push 'em all around

I got a nice house, I only go out

To work related functions

I got a new car, it's neat as a pin

It goes when I get in

Help me Jesus

I'm never alone in my cosy home

Got a radio and a TV

I got two kids, a boy and a girl

They both look just like me

Help me Jesus

Help me

Hey there I'm a salaryman

I live out west in Garageland

I'm doing alright, I'm a family man

I'm sitting out here in Garageland

It's hot out here, I need a beer

It's a long way from the sea

But there's no crime on my lawn

It's not too rough for me

There's a heat haze hanging in the dirty sky

Like a warming hair, a blanket

Give me a beer, a whiskey, a gin

I don't care, I'll drink it

Help me Jesus

Help me

Hey there I'm a salaryman

I live out west in Garageland

I'm doing alright, I'm a family man

I'm sitting out here in Garageland

I retire with a lump sum fee

Man adequate pension

Somewhere nice on the mid-north coast

A holiday house, a car and a boat

I'm a sales manager, kitchenware

It's not as bad as it sounds

I wear a suit, the girls are cute

I push 'em all around

I'm getting so fat, my wife doesn't mind

We do it in the dark

Don't talk too much, we've said enough

She still makes me laugh

Help me Jesus

Help me

Help me Jesus

Hey there I'm a salaryman

I live out west in Garageland

I'm doing alright, I'm a family man

I'm sitting out here in Garageland

Hey there I'm a salaryman

I live out west in Garageland

I'm doing alright, I'm a family man