My little Henry's black and white
When he is pet, purrs with delight
But sometimes when our glances meet
I see the monster in there deep
I think my cat wants to kill me
Oh, I wouldn't be surprised
Every time I leave the house
He's plotting my demise
I think my cat wants to kill me
I know it's what he wants
Every time I turn my back
He's sharpening his claws
Henry loves his kitty treats
He gorges them without a peep
But sometimes when we're all alone
Henry disconnects the phone
I think my cat wants to kill me
It cannot be denied
Every time I leave the house
He pulls out all the knives
I think my cat wants to kill me
The neighbors say it's fun
But they've never seen a kitty try to operate a gun