Letras
Men like lots of things women think are gross. Things like
Dead stuffed animals mounted on the wall. Hey, you never
See deer heads in beauty parlors, you know? You know, it's
Like, "Margaret, see that eight-point buck over there?
I tracked him three miles in red pumps. My feet were killing me."
Is there a woman here that's ever asked for a dead stuffed animal to
Go on the wall? You don't see that. "Harold, I like the living room
But I want a fat, dead, green fish over the TV here. Get me one."
It's a man's thing. If there weren't women, there'd be a lot of
Guys that just had apartments full of dead stuffed animals
Showing them off to their friends. "Come on in here, Bob. Take a
Look at these. That there's a white-tailed deer, a mallard duck
And a Siamese cat. Had to run off-road to hit him. They're quick."
Oh, somebody's hissing there. It's a joke, don't get upset there
I have two cats of my own. One mounted
On either side of the fireplace
You know, with the dead deer heads on the wall... anybody got
A deer head on the wall? This is Georgia. Somebody's got a
Deer head on the wall. It's bad enough to be dead. That's as
Bad as it gets for most of us. But some people take their deer
Heads and they decorate them. You know, put the baseball caps
On them, sunglasses, cigarette hanging out of their mouth
Makes them look like they got shot at Mardi Gras or something
Some people mount their front legs and make them hold the murder
Weapon. That's like an advertisement for the gun. "This here's a
Winchester.30-06. Sure knock my tail in the mud. You'll like it too."
To women, shopping is a sport, much like deer hunting is to men
Right? Now they're excited. "Ooh, we're gonna talk about shopping."
They're building a new mall near my house. Last week
Women were hanging on the fence yelling at the
Workmen for taking a lunch break. They want this thing