Letras
Hey this is Larry the Cable Guy and I just got a little problem about
Christmas and you know what it is? Visiting relatives. What is it
About visiting holiday relatives that make you gain about 20 pounds
Over the holidays? They'd make an Ethiopian loosen his pants and take
A Tums. Is it because you'd rather have a mouth full of cake than
Talk to relatives? As soon as you walk through the door it's like
Buffet world in there, it's ridiculous. "Merry Christmas!" "Shut up
And eat this pie. When you're done with that we got a plate of
Meatloaf for you and two bags of Cheetos and a bucket of ice cream
With chocolate chips and hurry up, eat it! We gotta go meet your
Cousins after lunch down there at the Bonanza for the Christmas
Buffet." No wonder all my relatives look like a herd of hogs. Good
God, if my Aunt Debbie don't start hitting the holiday salad
Bar she's gonna explode on Christmas Day and splatter us all
With half-digested pancakes and cheese grits. A holiday at the
Relatives has turned into a food fart fest, it's ridiculous. "
Merry Christmas!" -fart- "What the hell? Hey Uncle Wade, pass the
Finger wieners. Thanks. Who wants taters?" -fart- "Grandma, boy
There's plenty of ham balls." -fart- "Eat up! Hey wash that
Sandwich down with a gallon of eggnog." -fart- "Boy what a beautiful
Christmas." Tell you what, next Christmas I'm gonna stay home
And eat a daggone celery stick. This is ridiculous. Get 'er done