Letras
Get a load of that Humpty Dumpty
Sitting on the wall
Eating a big fat turkey sandwich
About ready to fall
Diabetic neuropathy
He's gonna make a splat
When he comes a tumbling down
Gravity just shat
Rotund like an egg
Rounded, just like a beer keg
Pushin maximum density
Waistline immensity
Kings horses and all of the men
Couldn't put humpty together again
If you're gonna perch on a wall
Strap yourself in so you don't fall
He liked the cakes and the pies
Followed up with an order of fries
"Chew your food boy!" Said his mother
In one ear, and out the other
Suckin' back the big gulp cokes
While taking a drag on the smokes
Matter of time before the gut
Krispy Kreme, the favorite donut
Control we have a large white male, concussed with multiple contusions and covered in Vomit And blood, now In transit to General Hospital
Please advise on your ETA
Judging by the rate of traffic we expect a post mortem to be performed upon arrival Please Prepare the morgue