I'm home and it's time
To put the stress of the day behind
Had a drink, feelin' fine
Gonna head outside and unwind
It's a beautiful night to piss off the porch
The temperature's right my junk'll stay warm
I'll look the neighbor's way
And maintain eye contact for sure
Cause it's a beautiful (it's a beautiful)
Such a beautiful
Night for pissin'
Oh there's been some complaints sayin' I could go inside
But then I'd have to walk 10 feet and my dick don't need to hide
Am I supposed to keep all this inside of me?
Am I supposed to talk to my family?
It's done I suppose
The neighbors claim they've been exposed
The door is now closed
But I'll be back out there tomorrow cause
It's a beautiful night to piss off the porch
The temperature's right my junk'll stay warm
I'll look the neighbor's way
And maintain eye contact for sure
Cause it's a beautiful (it's a beautiful)
Such a beautiful
Night for pissin'
(Oooooh for pissin')
Front fly fishin'
Oh he's pissin'