I Never Fail To Deliver The Mail

I never fail to deliver the mail,

I never fail to deliver the mail

Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman does not fail!

When you need to send a letter,

or send a card or even better

A birthday gift to show you ca-are,

I'm the guy who gets it there!

I never fail to deliver the mail,

I never fail to deliver the mail

Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman does not fail!

Not rain or snow or gloom of night, mosquito bites or a busted light

Nor smelly smells or scary sounds

will keep me from my postal rounds

An envelope or package, a parcel or a box,

or a 53-pound bag of dirt and bricks and rocks

The size, it doesn't matter, the weight, I just don't care

As long as there's a postage stamp, the mailman gets it there!

I never fail to deliver the mail,

I never fail to deliver the mail

Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman does not fail!