Crabot, Crabot, whatcha doin'?
Whatcha smash? Whatcha ruin?
You never helped, not even once
Crabot, you're a dunce
Whatcha go and do this time?
Whatcha break? Whatcha prime?
Whatcha puttin' on the fritz?
Crabot, you're a ditz
Every time you go berserk
I say we're through, then start anew
You are just a piece of work
Crabot, I love you, I do
Crabot, I love you, it's true
Crabot, I love you, yes you
Crabot, I love you