Letras
Well I took a wrong turn past the Dollar Tree
Pasco County Moon Lake is what I see
There's a gator in the kiddie pool a cat on a leash
I crack open my beer and I'm in for a treat
Cruising my truck down Shalimar Street
Welcome to Moon Lake where the lawnmower's fast
The Wi-Fi is slow and the past never passed
You might find a squirrel ridin' shotgun with pride
And your Uber won't come 'cause it's scared to drive
We got four-wheel drives that haven't moved in a year
No H O A no rules to adhere
After it rains all of our streets become mud
But we all come together when there's free beer and bud
Welcome to Moon Lake go buy a vacant lot
Don't creep out at night or you might get shot
We may not be fancy we may not be straight
But damn if we ain't proud to call it Moon freakin' Lake
There's someone sellin' chicken out their camper van
Not sure if it's a chick or a damn fine man
Moon Lake Rant our Facebook group
The posts just show how low you can stoop
Lost dog Found goat and Who stole my screen door?
I'm proud of Moon Lake I couldn't ask for more!
Welcome to Moon Lake where the lawnmower's fast
The Wi-Fi is slow and the past never passed
You might find a squirrel ridin' shotgun with pride
And your Uber won't come 'cause it's scared to drive
We got a guy named Kevin with a goat on a leash
He swears it's his service pet for emotional peace
And a lady named Joyce does taxes and nails
While her rooster officiates court-ordered sales
This ain't Tampa this ain't clean
It's rust dust and nicotine
It's rebel flags and clearance jeans
And every kid's first word is methamphetamine!
In a Moon Lake state of mind
Where the line between genius and jail's undefined
We got duck calls pit bulls and pocket knives
And we'll still out-party your fancy-ass lives
So tip your hat crack that Natty Lite
It's a dirt-road heaven on a Florida night