Here's Your Freakin' Song

Baby, for years you've been saying "Why don't you write me a song?"

And I've been like "I don't know

'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song.

But last night, I decided I'm gonna freakin' do this"

We've been together for so long

And you always asked me why I never wrote a song

All about you, about our love,

and about how you're the only one I'm thinking of

I've been writing all night, and I,

I got it just right

Here we go

You talk too much

You never shut up

Everything I do for you is never enough

You snore, you drool,

You talk in your sleep

Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep

I promised you forever

But we both know,

We're never gonna get along

You want it, you got it

Here's is your freakin' song

And all my homies have always said,

What you doing with that girl? She's fucked up in the head

My mom don't like you, my dad don't too

And my brother says you look like a guy from Husker Du

I'm just keeping it real, this is

Just how I feel

Here we go

You talk too much

You never shut up

Everything I do for you is never enough

You snore, you drool,

You talk in your sleep

Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep

I promised you forever

But we both know,

We're never gonna get along

You want it, you got it

Here's your freakin' song

I get drunk, and you get pissed

You start dreaming I don't exist

I say yes, you say no

Like Katy Perry says, you're hot and cold

With all the shit that we've been through,

This is the best that I can do

Can I still get lucky tonight?

Please?

I'm, uh, using manners and everything,

I uh, I hope you like this song,

I spent a lot of time on it,