You Get Half

I won 21 dollars on a lottery ticket

Spent it all on coffee and a nicotine addiction

That's my idea of a Wednesday afternoon

I'm not sure how I got this far

Riding on pure luck and this old guitar

Coasting down the highway broke and out of tune

Well you came along, you helped me sing this song

You helped me figure out I wasn't living all wrong

The mess I'm in makes a little more sense with you

So if I win ten thousand dollars then you get half

If tomorrow's the day I disappear out of state

You'll be the first thing that I pack

If we ever get caught doing something we should not

I'll be the first one to have your back

And if I win ten thousand dollars you get half

I still remember when we met in June

You said if I jumped the fence then you would too

From that night on it was always me and you

Spent the summer taking shots in black bikini tops

We stole a couple golf carts to outrun the cops

I'm full of bad ideas and so are you

They say once in your life you find a friend like mine

You take the snakes and the fakes and you leave them behind

You don't need a whole crew you need one like mine

So if I win ten thousand dollars then you get half

If tomorrow's the day I disappear out of state

You'll be the first thing that I pack

If we ever get caught doing something we should not

I'll be the first one to have your back

And if I win ten thousand dollars you get half

Half to buy a trailer, park it right by mine

We'll sit outside and we'll drink our wine

Looking for some men that we can marry one day

But I ain't ever met nobody who could hang

So if I win ten thousand dollars then you get half

If tomorrow's the day I disappear out of state

You'll be the first thing that I pack

If we ever get caught doing something we should not

I'll be the first one to have your back

If I win ten thousand dollars you get half