16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats

I said yeah, yeah

No, no, no, no, no, no

I said yeah, yeah

No, no, no, no, no, no

I said yeah

No, no, no, no, no, no

Listen to me people

My wife ran off with the garbage man

I said my wife ran off with the garbage man

And I don't miss that woman

But somebody gotta empty my can

Let me tell you what happened

I came home the other night

Caught the two of you alone

Then you told me he was a nudist

Who came in to use the phone

Well I come from Alabama baby

And I got this banjo on my knee

Now you know I love to pick the banjo

Why does the whole wide world gotta pick on me?

Listen to this honey

I'm gonna take you over to my place

I'm gonna stomp on your head

I'm gonna kill you so bad

You're gonna wish you was dead

I'm gon' mess with you baby

Let me tell you what I'm gon' do

I'm gonna take you to a secret place

Where I got a vat full of dip-a-dee-doo

Sixteen little red noses and a horse's sweat

Gonna dip you in that dip-a-dee-doo

Tie a rubber band around my fanny

And run around you screamin' I'm an airplane

Make me take off

'Cause I love you, baby

I love you, pretty mama

I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah

No, no, no, no, no, no

Yeah