Limousine Machine

School is a scam, college is fake

Your job is a joke, my brain's an egg

The cake's a lie, her eye's a mess

And all my plans are just a guess

Now I never want to see another movie again

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Now I never want to see another movie again

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

We all forget why we feel

And we all earn what we steal

But when you laugh in my face

It's 'cause you think this is real

Now I never want to see another movie again

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Now I never want to see another movie again

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Nothing prepares you for adulthood

I want to be a limousine machine

I'm always living in a suitcase

My fingernails laugh at me

So please rely on my words

While I make love to myself

Then put this whole thing away

Just like a book on your shelf

Now I never want to see another movie again

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Now I never want to see another movie again

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!

Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'!