Number eight has kept me smiling
Since I learned to count that high
I always cut eight slices
When I serve a piece of pie
I got an octopus named Speedy
She likes to wear eight roller skates
When it comes to nifty numbers
You know I love those crazy eights
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
I count eight legs on a spider
A stop sign's got eight sides
When eight hippos hit the playground
That means eight busted slides
Eight chickens have a party
When four roosters bring their dates
And when it's time for a card game
My favorite one is crazy eights
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
I can count eight flying saucers
Eight monsters from Japan
And eight tigers on vacation
In an eight-seat minivan
Eight clowns in the circus
Each one with eight spinning plates
This number drives me bananas
You know I love those crazy eights
Crazy eights
Crazy eights
Crazy eights