Oh yuck! Oh fuck!
Oh yuck! Oh fuck!
I just drank the whole damn gallon of milk! (gallon of milk)
(Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck)
It was just there in the fridge
And I done gone and lost the lid
Please bring me to a doctor before
(I throw up all over the floor)
Oh yuck! Oh fuck!
Oh yuck! Oh fuck!
I just chugged that god damn gallon of milk! (gallon of milk)
(Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck)
I didn't know what the fuck to do
So I cried and I panicked and then called you
Please get me the hell out of here before
My wife kicks my dumb ass out the front door
Oh yuck! Oh fuck!
Oh yuck! Oh fuck!
I just drank a god damn gallon of milk! (gallon of milk)
(Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck)
So put some tarp down in your car
And slam that fuckin' pedal hard
Please bring me to a doctor before
(I throw up all over the floor)
Oh yuck!
Oh fuck!
Here it comes!
Oh fuck!
This is it!
Oh god damn!
(Oh yuck! Oh fuck! Oh yuck!)
Oh god, oh fuck, your shoes, I'm so sorry!