The Swellview Summer Market Fight (From "Henry Danger The Musical")

Listen, Frankini, we've all had a wonderful, magical, sing songy day

Not

That's right, Kid Danger, I was being sarcastic

My sidekick and I will decide to not fight you if you make this curse go away

Hot

Well, you've stated your case, and I'll swear to your face you'll stop singing at eight on the dot

Not!

Then you'll be fought

The heros and the villain couldn't strike a deal

So they are squaring off to fight, like, for real

His arm is drawing back, here comes the punch attack

(One, two, three!)

Uh, I say...

Does this happen often?

I think you know that it doesn't

Face kick!

Sorry, boys

But you don't have a chance

The only fights in musicals are fights through dance

(They cannot hurt Frankini 'cause—) (Yeah, we got it!)

(Sorry!)

Oh, also, before you try shooting me with one of your little lasers

All weapons in musical theatre are props

That does it!

(At this point, they should know that fighting will not work)

(They'll have to find another way to beat this jerk)

(Frankini set the rules, the heroes look like fools)

Listen, we could do this little song and dance all day

But I could use an intermission, just like on Broadway

Gomer! (Frank?)

Catch me!

(Exit the villain)