Quite Like Me

I hope you get a flat on your way to her house

I hope your cute new cat takes a piss on her couch

I hope her high pitched laugh drives you clinically insane

I hope she leaves you for your best friend on your wedding day

I wish I could say that I wish you well

But all that's left to say is Honey go to hell

'Cause you'll never ever ever find another girl quite like me

I hope you take her on a picnic and stung by a bee

I hope you lean in for a kiss with something stuck in your teeth

I hope you trip and fall on your way to her room

I hope she says she has a headache and your balls turn blue

We know it isn't greener on her side of the grass

But she's the one you chose so honey kiss my ass

'Cause you'll never ever ever find another girl quite like me

No you'll never ever ever find another girl quite like me

No you'll never find another girl baby

No you'll never find another girl like me