Always gotta be the strangest guy
Now I'm believing this cat's no cinch
When I get him all excited
Now he takes out his big ten inch
Record of the band that plays the blues
Oh the band that plays the blues
I just love his big ten inch
Record of my favorite blues
Well last night I went to tease him
And you know I gave him a little pinch
He said, "Oh stop that jivin'
I wanna take out my big ten inch"
Record of the band that plays the blues
Oh the band that plays the blues
I just love his big ten inch
Record of my favorite blues
Well last night I went to kiss him
And you know we're in a lover's clinch
He gets all excited
And he takes out his big ten inch
Record of the band that plays the blues
Oh the band that plays the blues
I just love his big ten inch
Record of my favorite blues
Now my man he don't like smokin'
And liquor makes him flinch
All he ever wants to do
Is take out his big ten inch
Record of the band that plays the blues
Oh the band that plays the blues
I just love his big ten inch
Record of my favorite blues
Oh yeah, I'm just crazy about his big ten inch