Hey Tomorrow Fuck You and Your Friend Yesterday

Everyone is super young

They're fucking and they're getting drunk

They left me in the dust again

It seems to have become a trend

I'm sinking down the fucking drain

Drinking away all the pain

I think I'll blow my brains out now

They're stealing everything I've made

Corrupting every girl I've laid

Doing it better and getting paid

I'm very, very, very afraid there's nowhere left for me to go

I burned out a long time ago, I guess I'm just an asshole

(Eins, zwei, drei, vier)

Hey, tomorrow, fuck you and your friend yesterday

But you can never catch me because

I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold

When I was young and dumb and full of fuckin' cum

And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel, then you are

Youth is wasted on the young

What fucking planet are you from?

You think that you're the only one who's ever fucking lived before

I have died a thousand deaths

I've sucked upon a million breasts

My compliments to all the chefs

Whatever gets me through the day is how I throw my life away

These lyrics are becoming gay, it's just like 50 Shades of Grey

You're doing everything I want

Being everything I'm not and reaping all the benefits

Hey, tomorrow, fuck you and your friend yesterday

But you can never catch me because

I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold

When I was young and dumb and full of fuckin' cum

And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel, then you are

You are, you are, you are

I am a relic from the past, praise to Caesar

These days are all I've got, and that ain't much

My life is the ambition

If I was going to kill myself, I would tell you

You're only young once, but you can't be immature forever

Hey, tomorrow, fuck you and your friend yesterday

But you can never catch me because

I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold

When I was young and dumb and full of fuckin' cum

And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel, then you are