Can't Find My Keys

Well I'm going to the movies to the picture show

I'm all dressed up and I'm ready to go

Got the babysitter and I just can't wait

Yeah me and the wife are gonna stay out late

Come on baby hurry up please

She said I can't find my keys

So we looked over here and we looked over there

Even in the drawers with the underwear

Underneath the couch, the cushions too

I said honey I'm not getting mad at you

I said come on baby hurry up please

She said oh lord I had the second set but I

Can't find my keys

My baby can't find her keys

Well I think my wife's got some kind of disease

She can't ever ever ever find her keys

So we asked the kid if he had them hid

He said I wouldn't tell you even if I did

Asked the babysitter if she said can I leave

I said you better not be part of this here conspiracy

I said come on baby hurry up please

She said oh lordy lordy lordy lordy

Can't find my keys

My baby can't find her keys

I think my wife's got some kind of disease

She can't ever ever ever find her keys

So we went out to the car and looked on the floor

Lo and behold they was stuck in the door

We missed the movie so let's go get a drink

Ease my pain I don't wanna think

I said come on baby hurry up please

She said oh gosh we're gonna get a drink

Oh no now I can't find my ID

Can't find my keys

My baby can't find her keys

And her ID

I think my wife's got some kind of disease

She can't ever ever ever find her keys

Say what?

Well I think my wife's got some kind of disease

She can't ever ever ever find her keys

Hey honey there goes your keys

They got little feet on them

Walking across the yard

Baby you're driving me crazy with these keys

Why don't you pin them to your underwear

I got the key to happiness

I got the key to life

But I can't find the key to the car

Ahhhhhhh

Where are the dang keys when I wanna leave