Letras
I'd like to dedicate this evening to one very special
Person. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here at all
I brought home notes from school every day, Mom
My ADD's what turned your hair gray, Mom
You doubled up my Ritalin, but it only energized my brain
You tried to get me counselling, but I drove the counselors insane
I've given you so much through the years, Mom
Migraines, heartburn, and quite a few tears, Mom
Now that you're getting therapy, taking Prozac once or twice a day
I know that your last nerve is shot
I'm sorry for that twitch you got
It's been a ball, so thanks a lot, Mom
Your sleepless nights are all in the past, Mom
It's safe to use your real name at last, Mom
I know I drove you crazy, but I don't think you ever once complained
Well, maybe once
I don't know how you stood the test
Your frazzled nerves deserve a rest
Your nursing home will be the best, Mom
I really mean it
Your nursing home will be the best, Mom
Mama, ain't you glad to know your boy's done good?
Yeah!
Mama!
Doesn't she look pretty? She does. She's got
Glitter on her eyebrows and everything. She's hip