Lucy does the chit-chat and keeps the customers laughing
She told me a little story, said her husband's very passionate
She said, this one time a girl called him the porn star king
He said, let's not get bogged down in the details of things
He'll serve you beer and spirits and prosecco by the case
They try to buy local and they get their chin
If you wanna wet your whistle, go see the cheeky tipple
You can go and have a nap sir, with Lucy and Damien
He hitches and unhitches and he makes sure that it's running
But he's better with his mixing baby than he is with a spanner
He told me, you can have a taste girl, but only if you're lucky
Said Damien, the only man I want is with a loose
He'll serve you beer and spirits and prosecco by the case
They try to buy local and they get their chin
If you wanna wet your whistle, go see the cheeky tipple
You can go and have a nap sir, with Lucy and Damien
He told me, you can have a taste girl, but only if you're lucky
Said Damien, the only man I want is with a loose
He told me, you can have a taste girl, but only if you're lucky
Said Damien, the only man I want is with a loose
He'll serve you beer and spirits and prosecco by the case
They try to buy local and they get their chin
If you wanna wet your whistle, go see the cheeky tipple
If you wanna wet your whistle, go see the cheeky tipple
You can go and have a nap sir, with Lucy and Damien
Lucy and Damien
He said her husband's very passionate
She said, this one time a girl called him the porn star king
He said, let's not get bogged down in the details of things
He'll serve you beer and spirits and prosecco by the case
They try to buy local and they get their chin
If you wanna wet your whistle, go see the cheeky tipple
You can go and have a nap sir, with Lucy and Damien
I got Lucy now