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I know
It's creepy
But I thought this haunted shithole flat
Was a good place to meet
To reopen, every wound
What a fun way to spend a Saturday, especially for you
I know
My nails look sweet
I will work them into every shot
Even his P.O.V.
My flip phone is a piece of shit
So let me call you right back on my brand new Motorola brick phone
Let's try this one
Speak into the cup
Man, technology sucks
I'll just go yell outside
Here's a phone I haven't tried
Okay, now I hear you clearly
On my chiquita phone
Your voice sounds so delicious
And full of potassium
I'm the dumper this time
(Why'd she dump him?)
I treated him like dog shite
(She kicked and punched him)
Didn't mean to hog the umbrella
The loo and the bed
And I'm sorry for always wearing
A Go Pro on top of my head
Shalom
Buenas dias
I forgot how to say "hi" in English
Temporarily-ish (Nice rhyme)
Hey bro
Don't be cheeky
Or I'll write a lovely ballad
About how you used to beat me (What?)
I'm just kidding
You still can't take a joke
I'm so glad we spoke
(Don't turn this conversation into a song!)
I won't use your real name Steve
(Steve McGuffin)
I just swallowed a thousand leaves
(That's disgustin')
I got sick of eating spaghetti
For every meal
So I gave you an atomic wedgie
And I hope your crotch healed
I've been a ghost this whole time
(Just like Swayze)
You're singing about a made-up guy
(She's crazy)
You've been home all day long and
The flat's a pigsty
Quit pretending you're a ghost and
Clean up those dead flies on the sill.
Boo!
I'm a ghost