Letras
Turn on, login, now I am online
E-mail's coming in, everything is fine
Looking for some action at the I-Net sex store
Where's my credit card? I want that cybersex whore
Turned on, revved up, now I'm out to play
Her picture's coming now, man what a good day
Talking to this chick, and she says she's 21
I say I'm 22, hell, it's only just for fun
Long Shot, here I go, I'll ask her where she lives
"The other side of town" is music to my ears
Her picture's comin slow; I ask her what is wrong
The only thing she says is the net it must be clogged
Kinky stuff, action, drink another beer
Ask her what she likes; now I have no fear
Skin and sweat and other sexy stuff
Is just the kind of thing that gets her really hot
Still no picture yet, but I need sex allot
I invite this sleazy lady to my favorite get off spot
She says she'll be there soon, and don't be late
No way baby, you sound really great
Clean up, drive up, the lake at the park
Privacy galore, man this place is really dark
I see her headlights coming; this will be a great lay
When she gets in my car I have one thing to say
SHIT! MOM?