The other night
I dreamt I was a platypus
It felt quite nice
But also kind of dangerous
The platypus
Is not as cuddly as he looks
His tarsal spurs
Are actually quite venomous
Let me take you for a swim
I will show you where I've been
Let me show you all around
I will show you now
My monotreme dreams
My monotreme dreams
You know what I mean
Remember when
We went on that holiday
It rained all week
But we went out strolling anyway
We went downtown
And came across a boardwalk
Overlooking a pond
Where the platypus lived
We looked up and down
But he proved elusive
I guess I'll always have
My monotreme dreams
We'll always have
Our monotreme dreams