Too Much Sugar For A Dime

Well look who's here if it ain't Judy Hayden

Hello honey

Oh hello Travis

What's the big boast today?

Have you bought the London Bridge?

Oh, that little old thing

Well I just purchased Fort Knox

Now if you want a mink coat

Now wait a minute, wait a minute

What's your trouble?

That's too much sugar for a dime

Explain yourself will you please

You're always handing me a line

That happens in the best convertibles

Always bragging about all you've got

A swimming pool and a fancy yacht

I'll bet you don't know nothing about a boat

They float

That's too much honey for my hive

Oh quit your buzzing queen bee

All you do is pitch a lot of jive

See what I mean

Well I know honey I've done you dirt

But you can wipe your shoes on my silk shirt

That's too much sugar for a dime

You've got too much sugar for a dime

Oh I've got barrels of that stuff

Yak yak yak all the time

Yak along Travis that's me

Now if you could sing like Gordon McCrae

King Cole or Mel Torme

Then maybe I would come down off the shelf

I'm a Tex Ritter man myself

That's too much candy for the cause

I've got a heart like a whale

So do me a favor

What's that?

Get lost

Well I guess I'll give the devil his dues

No no, Petrillo might refuse

That's too much sugar for a dime

Whoa, this old dime ain't no good nohow

What's the matter with it?

It's got a picture of Jimmy Wakely on it

Well turn it over there's a picture

Of Margaret Whiting on the other side

Ain't you sharp now

That's too much sugar for a dime