All I Want for Christmas Is Nudes

I don't want a date for Christmas

I don't need a mouth to feed

I don't want to buy you dinner

Or to take you home with me

I just want them on my phone

Take some pics when you're alone

Send some video too

All I want for Christmas is nudes

I don't want a lot for Christmas

Just a couple shots I need

I don't want 'em dark or blurry

Taken on your iPhone 3

You don't need to know my number

Send 'em to my burner phone

You can even send on Grindr

Just as long as you stay home

I don't want you here tonight

Keep your distance, I'm, alright

But, send me one or two

All I want for Christmas is nudes

I won't ask for drugs this Christmas

I won't even ask for blow

I just want an unlocked album

Wrap it in a big red bow

Send me what I want for Christmas

Hannukkah, and Kwanzaa too

Gonna get me naughty listed

With a hole-y pic from you

Sexy selfies in ring light

Cropped and filtered, that's alright

Maybe some Facetune

All I want for Christmas is nudes

(Ba-da-bah!)

Oh, I know you're only an uber ride away

(Ba-da-bah!)

An oh, you could come over but I wish you would stay

Oh, the snow is blowing, it's too cold for mistle-hoe-ing

Baby don't regift, take a JPEG or a TIFF

And if you don't you can sashay away-ay-ay-ay

I don't need you up my chimney

You can stay in Bethlehem

I just wanna hear your sleigh bells

Sliding into my DMs

Maybe with enough egg nog

After New Years, we can talk

But until we do

All I want for Christmas is nudes