The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game

Animation vs. Anything!

A duck walked up to a microphone stand

And he said to the goose, running the stand

Hey, I don't think you'll be much competition for me

I mean, my animator was literally in ERB

You see, I'm bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck

You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck

A decade on the web and I'm still going strong

While you're only getting bread from grandmas at the pond

For a month or two this indie had a barely-trend phase

Then its players waddled away til the very next game

You're playing the original Goose Game

Face-to-face, ain't a wild goose chase

Usain Bolt how I swoop into your roost, lay

With your mother 'till she's laying my goose egg

Oh, good heavens

Then the next Tuesday back to your pond and grabbed ya mum's honkers

(she's my sidepiece)

Now that's my new option hatched now

You've got a batch of new offspring

It's your chance 'cause that's who you ought

To ask to view all your tacky new content

I'm the gold standard, fans that aren't toddlers

You don't take silver, you're repping COPPA

Back to your momma, in case you hadn't heard

She's going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird

So while you're out of the nest being a nuisance

Rest assured I've got your mum on my to-do list

You call this co-op? Bro, you bomb-bomb-bombed!

After that verse call this battle "The Swan Song"

We may be birds of a feather but I'm unrivaled

I'd say I take names but you're already Untitled

I'm your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia

You're a stock image, you only leave marks when they're with water

Everything you have inside and outside your game is stolen

Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn't make you GOATed

So suck a pair o' deez nuts while I'm making stacks

They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back

Call it a gender reveal, I light you up

Then I burn your House House down

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