Last Chance Saloon

I've had my fill of your crazy ways

You waste my life, you waste my days

Can't stop it now, so you'd better learn

That you're so close to the point of no return

You better shape up or ship out, not a moment too soon

'Cause you're standing in the last chance saloon

I'm telling you for the hundredth time

The things you do, well, it's a crime

To see you fall, how it breaks my heart

But if you won't change, well, I don't call that smart

You better shape up or ship out, not a moment too soon

'Cause you're standing in the last chance saloon

You better believe that I mean what I say

I see no future in your yesterday

Your point of view has made me blind

Can't you see I won't change my mind?

I'm on the edge, I can't take no more

So step up or step down, you know, where is the door?

You better shape up or ship out, not a moment too soon

'Cause you're standing in the last chance saloon

You better shape up or ship out, not a moment too soon

You better wake up or break up, I don't care if you fly to the moon

'Cause you're standing in the last chance saloon

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon, yeah

You better believe that I mean what I say

I see no future in your yesterday

You better wise up if you want to stay

Or maybe it's time to just get away

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon

You better shape up or ship out, not a moment too soon

'Cause you're standing in the last chance saloon

You better shape up or ship out, not a moment too soon

You better wake up or break up, I don't care if you fly to the moon

'Cause you're standing in the last chance saloon

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon

Oh, you're standing in the last chance saloon, yeah