Letras
I'm a full grown man, you understand?
It really doesn't matter if it's bottle or can
As long as it's cold, it makes me... No, never mind!
Please save your questions 'til commercial breaks
Timeouts or whatever it takes
And yes, I've seen these highlights at least five times
'Cause I'm the king of the couch
Read the lips on my mouth
I'm tired and I just wanna rest
If I don't hear sirens, honey, it can wait
Gonna sit right here and clean my plate
I'm the king of the couch
Please take your calls in the other room
I know it's your house too, I ain't trying to be rude
But I don't bother you while you're space trading
Or glued to that reality TV
See, the trash has been sitting there all day long
Just wait a few minutes, girl, it'll be gone
The game just went into overtime
So why you yelling at me?
I'm the king of the couch
Read the lips on my mouth
I'm tired and I just wanna rest
If I don't hear sirens, honey, it can wait
Gonna sit right here and clean my plate
I'm the king of the couch
'Cause I'm the king of the couch
Read the lips on my mouth
I'm tired and I just wanna rest
If I don't hear sirens, honey, it can wait
Gonna sit right here and clean my plate
I'm the king of the couch
'Cause I'm the king of the couch