In the maze of lanterns where streets weave and turn
There's a bartender with flair his girth you can't discern
He's not your average Joe, no, he's larger than life
His belly's like Mount Fuji cutting through the city strife
He mixes up the drinks with a jiggle and a sway
In his cozy little bar where joy comes to play
Amongst the narrow alleys his presence does inflate
In the heart of this old district where night turns to date
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender pour another round
With your Har-rajuku Highball let's get on solid ground
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender let's all give a cheer
With our saké Slammers we'll banish all our fear
With every pour his belly sways in time
Crafting liquid dreams a symphony of rhyme
From the depths of shochu to the peaks of yuzu
His bar is a sanctuary where spirits imbue
He's the maestro of the scene orchestrating delight
In his haven of cocktails where everything's just right
Amidst the geisha's grace his belly leads the way
In this timeless enclave where we come to play
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender pour another round
With your Shochu Sour let's make the night profound
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender let's all give a cheer
With our Plum Wine Punch the moment's clear
He's the maestro of the scene orchestrating delight
In his haven of cocktails where everything's just right
Amidst the geisha's grace his belly leads the way
In this timeless enclave where we come to play
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender hit me one more time
With your lychee martinis we'll be feeling just fine
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender please serve without delay
In this golden district where memories float away
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender hit me one more time
With your lychee martinis we'll be feeling just fine
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender please serve without delay
In this golden district where memories float away
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender you sure do weigh a lot
With your Geisha Gimlet this is our favorite spot
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender your stools are double-wide
Mountainous man you simply cannot hide
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender stir it up once more
With your Sakura Sunrise we'll dance 'cross the floor
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender a gravity all your own
With a gut so grand you make the whole floor groan
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender mix us up a treat
With your Tokyo mules the night's feeling sweet
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender I need a little kiss
The potions you brew fill me with exquisite bliss, exquisite bliss
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender your figure spans the block
Make it a double we're running down the clock
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender maybe come back to mine
The sun is up but that body is divine