Morning Man

I got a fat man laughing at all my jokes

(He's a morning man)

I got a pretty intern, she's learning the ropes

(He's a morning man)

Yeah, she brings me coffee, whispers in my ear

(He's a morning man)

I might offer her a job at the end of the year

(He's a morning man)

W-I-M-P Radio

I'm the man behind the voice you'll never know

Being an air personality is not a bad way to go

Oh, I'm the morning man on the radio

I might sign autographs at the local mall

Or at the John Deere dealer in my overalls

I might throw the first pitch at the Little League, yeah

I don't like baseball but I'm eager to please, yes sir

W-I-M-P Radio

I'm the man behind the voice you'll never know

Being an air personality is not a bad way to go

Oh, I'm the morning man on the radio

Well, it's time for bed, I hear "Midnight Jim"

Familiarity puts me to sleep again

Well, it's up at four and I'm feeling my age

I make the phones light up when I rattle that cage

W-I-M-P Radio

I'm the man behind the voice you'll never know

Being an air personality is not a bad way to go

Oh, I'm the morning man on the radio

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