Coming Back as a Man

I live a mid-age

And something has me really turning red

I toss 'em then I turn inside this bed, oh yea

Yea I said it

I'm unsatisfied

With all the Romeos and their goodbyes

Then see ya laters and complete the lies

That's why I sigh

It's not just me I talk about

Outrageous all the way

All the money in the women's world will never make him change

Gonna drop the yellow pages

Finally then she had a thrill

To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal

You see, I've got it planned

I'm coming back as a man

I'm gonna wear blue

And find a pair of flat black leather shoes

But shine more than a diamond, mine could do

And add something new

Like wear a cologne

That says you are the man I'm gonna own

And whispers baby, will you take me home?

Va va va va va vum

I drop a hint and then my keys

And then I cast a net

To catch someone who's even searchin, night he won't forget

Gonna drop the yellow pages

Finally then she had a thrill

To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal

You see, I've got it planned

I'm coming back as a man

I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustache

Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts

Call me the equalizer for the girls

And tell me baby, tell me where it hurts

Gonna drop the yellow pages

Finally then she had a thrill

To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal

You see, I've got it planned

I'm coming back as a man