I Wanna Ride Your Face

I see you at the crosswalk

Same coffee, same nervous smile

You got that "Probably has a cat..." look

But baby, I've been stalking you a while

You dropped your phone last Tuesday

I nearly passed away

'Cause I imagined straddling your jaw

Like it's my favourite buffet

I wanna ride your face Like it's my job, full-time

Don't want your name or zodiac

Just that tongue and a glass of wine

No idle chat, no dinner date

Just you as my chin-plate

Let's skip the flirts

Grindin' on your face as I masturbate

I wrote a diary entry

You starred in all three pages

Dreamt you built me IKEA shelves

Then munched me out for ages

You look like you read Murakami

And I'd still let you wreck my poonani

I see every time you tie those shoes

I want you face-plantin in my glutes

I wanna ride your face

Like a subway surge at noon

Like my rents due tomorrow

And your mouth's my only boon

No dramas, no pretence

No talk about your ex

Just lick me like a scoop of vanilla

On a summer deck

You say "Good morning" once

And I ovulate on sight

You held a door for an old lady

Now I'm jealous outta spite

You smell like cigars and rent stability

I'll happily ruin your dignity

I wanna ride your face

With a passion and a plan

I'll whisper "I love you"

While I crush your jaw like a soda can

Let's skip the church and wedding

Just do unspeakable things

I'm a lady, yes... but mostly

A fan of a rough licking in my ring