Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee (Broadway/Original Cast Version/1972)

Hey, Zuko, you goin' to the dance tomorrow night?

Ah, well, I don't know

No? Ah, you're all broke up about your sweetie

Little Gidget

Ha. Who?

You know who I'm talking about!

Sandy Dombrowski

You know, Sandra Dee?

Hey, come on, Zuko, why don't you take me to the dance?

I mean, I can pull that Sandra Dee bit, too

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed

I can't! I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it, hey! I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across

Even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day

I don't drink or swear

I don't rat my hair

I get ill from one cigarette

Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers

Would you pull that stuff with Annette?

As for you, Troy Donahue

I know what you wanna do

You've got your crust

I'm no object of lust

I'm just plain Sandra Dee

No, no, no, Sal Mineo

I would never stoop so low

Please keep your cool

Now you're starting to drool

Fongool! I'm Sandra Dee