Letras
I had me a shorty that I liked
Face real cute, body real tight
Fat fat ass, breasts so nice
Waist line small, just my type
We hung out like maybe once or twice
My man hooked me up and he said she was right
She don't really get down on the first night
But she loves how you rap, so homie anything could happen
Tuck my chain in quick, so she don't think I'm a trick
We was Facebook friends, everyday she talkin' slick
So when she was in my ear, I'm feelin' on her hips
Said she wanna take me home just to chill a little bit
So I went there
About ten minutes later, shorty went there
She said, "Sha, make me famous"
I was in the chair, she knelt down like a proposal
Next thing I know, she had me exposed
Takin' off her clothes, damn near naked
She went down hard, said she liked how I tasted
Soon as she was finished, she tried to jump in my face
But she tried to sit on it, I said, "Shorty just wait"
Like, damn
How do you tell a pretty young lady that her coochie smells?
Hey, maybe you play this joint and maybe she'll get the point
I don't know, man
I said I gotta pee, I really had to flee
I caught a big whiff and I almost couldn't see
It smelled like something from the bottom of the sea
With perfume sprayed on it and sprinkled with cheddar cheese
If she took a shower, how could she miss that?
And if she did wash it, well the smell came back
I touched it with my hand to make sure it was the cat
I smelled my finger and I fell on my back
This don't match, she's so fine
Maybe she just finished her cycle and that's why
Maybe it's yeast, maybe it's me
Maybe it's not that bad, let me see
I sniffed one more time and just put my clothes on
I said, "I'm really sorry, I feel so wrong
But my girl keeps calling, I mean, I got studio
I mean, I got a meeting, I mean, I can't do it, yo"
She smelled putrid, sort of like the juice from the trucks