Product Of The 80's

Put me into syndication

Broadcast to a network station

Of people viewing their favorite episodes

I can't find a new pitch to throw the studios

I need a rerun to better cast the next series of events

In the air time lapse

My made for TV type was written off

In the last season when I wasn't focused on

The cue

I grew up with David Lee and Tiffany

In love with Billie Jean

And I was terrified of Freddy

I grew up, no DVDs or MP3s

Or plasma screen TVs

'Cause I'm a product of the 80s

For Pacific Eastern times

And the band Save My Teens

Who were opening with lies

And the songs became a theme

Like a Prayer and Like a Virgin

A music to video version

I grew up with David Lee and Tiffany

In love with Billie Jean

And I was terrified of Freddy

I grew up, no DVDs or MP3s

Or plasma screen TVs

'Cause I'm a product of the 80s

When Punky Brewster came around

The afternoon stopped being down

I grew up with David Lee and Tiffany

In love with Billie Jean

'Cause I'm a product of the 80s

Return to channel 12, I wanna watch Transformers

No way, I want to see a Falcon

Whoa, what's this?

Hello, you guys

Oh, Roscoe, you can see the wasteland

Horsham!

I'm gonna kill you guys!

I grew up with David Lee and Tiffany

In love with Billie Jean

And I was terrified of Freddy

I grew up, no DVDs or MP3s

Or plasma screen TVs

'Cause I'm a product of the 80s

When Punky Brewster came around

The afternoon stopped being down

I grew up with David Lee and Tiffany

In love with Billie Jean