I Got an App

Thanks for coming out today, I know you’re really slammed

But this meeting will go down in history

I feel a little jealous when I look at you today

Because you’re just so lucky you met me

I’m sure our business interests will align

Let’s dive right into this, I don’t wanna waste your time

Cause I got an app, and I know it’ll be the next Instagram, you see

I got screenshots in this notebook that I drew

All that we need before we upload is the servers, the art and the code

And I’m sure that those all are things that you will do

Cause I got an app

It’s gonna be the next big thing, it’s like Tinder, but for kids

I think that that description says it all

I’m gonna run this company just like Jack Dorsey did

With ping-pong tables and free alcohol

We’re gonna make the world a better place

And when we pivot, send our options into outer space

Cause I got an app, and I know it’ll be the next Spotify, you see

I got mind maps in this notebook that I drew

All that we need before we upload is the servers, the art and the code

And I’m sure that those all are things that you will do

I’ll go look for venture funding

And so you won’t be seeing much of me

And I’ll pay you in exposure

By which I mean you’re doing it for free

Work with me and I’m confident our skills will synergize

Because, you see, I’ve thought of everything

For instance, now, we haven’t got the funds to advertise

So we’ll rely on viral marketing

Tell your Facebook friends it’s too good to miss

Because I don’t have any since the last time I did this

And I got an app, and I know it’ll be the next Hot or Not, you see

I got pitch decks in this notebook that I drew

All that we need before we upload is the servers, the art and the code

And I’m sure that those all are things that you will do

Cause I got an app

I got an app