Letras
"Yeah I'm the penis from phoenix, the hog from Prague
I'm the huge pork from New York
The girth from Earth
The bone from Rome
I'm that willy from Philly"
(It's Yung Goof)
(Hahahaha)
Little fact about me I have tiny ass hands
And there's a stupid rumor that there's a relation to my stan
From palm to middle finger, my hands are five inches
But that has nothing to do with how long my dick is
I've got a Johnson, got a python dick
A long stick, hot dog dick, big dong, and a rocket
All of this to say, my dick is humongous
King Kong Rick, of all dicks, man I have the longest
When I was born, all the doctors were a gasp
As they looked at a dick bigger than what grown men have
A fetal anomaly, almost ungodly
I weighed eight pounds not including my body
And as I grew up so did my dick, immensely
By seven I possessed the biggest wiener in history
I gave up and I stopped counting at 14
And guess what?
I was only 14!
A boner makes my brains get a blood deficit
When I drop my pants, the women get reverent
They bow to my hammer sayin' that it is heaven-sent
You know I've got a mutha fuckin' dick like an elephant
Oh yeah, I'm three legged
Even a specialist said my dick set a precedent
I can put in a bow, I can tie it in a knot
Where do I put it when I walk you ask?
I tuck it in my sock
I have a confession I've hid
Cause the truth is this
When I was born the doctor said my joe was egregious
They had to break to my mom that I had a micro-penis
It's true current dicks less than an inch
Hard is what I meant
The ladies love me until they have to see it
And sometimes they don't
They say"Where is your penis?"
There're transplants, so that is an option
But I'm really not sure I want somebody else's Johnson
This is fucked up, I have a boo-boo dick