Welcome To The Club

So you're all choked up and you're down in the mouth

And you hardly can speak

And you're firmly convinced that what's happened to you

Is supremely unique

And you tell yourself that you shouldn't cry

'Cause you're gonna cry alone

Well you're crying now, but you're certainly not alone

If you're feeling fifteen shades of blue

And if the sky just dropped on you

Because your big romance fell through

Welcome to the club

If you need the proper atmosphere

To hang your head and shed that tear

Well go on crying in your beer

Welcome to the club

Friends will say you're better off

And list each fault they have

Pull yourself together kid

Keep a stiff upper lip and all that jazz

Misery, they say, loves company

You can relax, depend on me

'Cause I'm in the very same boat you see

As Shakespeare said, "There's the rub"

Welcome to the club

Friends will say you're better off

And list each fault they have

Pull yourself together kid

Keep a stiff upper lip and all that jazz

Misery, they say, loves company

You can relax, depend on me

'Cause I'm in the very same boat you see

As Shakespeare said, "There's the rub"

Welcome to the club

As Shakespeare said, "There's the rub"

Welcome to the club