Your Mom

You can pick your friends

And you are a very good friend but you

Cannot pick your family

Although I actually do like my family, and you

Can’t pick the families of your friends

And so on and so on until the end

And you don’t have to be friends with your friends’ families

What I’m really trying to say here is

I blocked your mom on Facebook

It felt so good and I have no regrets

It asked me “are you sure” and I said “hell yes”

And I blocked her

I blocked your mom on Facebook

I just couldn’t take anymore of the stress

I don’t care if she knows, I just know that I need

To get your mom off my feed

I like you a lot

You’ve been a positive presence in my life since we met

And I

Value your opinions on many subjects

And the most amazing thing about you is

How different you are from the bigot that raised you

Like, you’re hardly even anti-Semitic at all

Just a little bit

I blocked your mom on Facebook

And now I don’t have to see any more QAnon

I don’t even really know which post did it

I just woke up and blocked her

I blocked your mom on Facebook

COVID was not made in a lab in Wuhan

I don’t care if she knows, I just know that I need

To get your mom off my feed

Was it really your mom or a Russian bot?

Or maybe a sentient ocelot?

Whatever, I don’t care anymore

I blocked your mom on Facebook

And your dad is on thin ice, by the way

I’m sorry you that have to stay friends with them

Cause I blocked her

I blocked your mom on Facebook

She copy/pastes Alex Jones at least twice a day

I don’t care if she knows, I just know that I need

To get your mom off my feed

To get your mom off my feed