This Free Ride

I am on a free ride, I'll be fit to be tied

I don't need no kind of pride

Not with me on this free ride

Near and far, far and wide

Hey, your car's a great ride

Alright, maybe I just lied

But it's still a free ride

I am on a free ride, I'll be fit to be tied

And I don't need your pride

Not with me on this free ride

Easy-peasy, I'm like "Dag"

Cold and greasy in a paper bag

Cool and breezy, chicken hard-fried

Ain't nothin' easy on this frickin' free ride

I am on a free ride

I'll be gone with every tide

And I don't need no drive

Not with me on this free ride

Aw, hey, I got nothing inside

Nada, nada, alas, I sighed

Weep for the weeper, I cried

I creep like a creeper on my frickin' free ride

I am on a free ride

And although I'll be fit to be tied

Man, I don't need your pride

Not with me on this free ride

I've been sailing on The Bounty

I'm seeing Captain Bligh

Crossing into the county

Mutiny on this free ride

Hey, hey, I tried

Oh, sorry again, I just lied

I would've flown in if I could've flied

But I'm just blown by the winds in my free ride

I am on a free ride

I'll be gone with every tide

And you don't need no kind of pride

Not with me on this free ride

Not if you're with me on my free ride