One's On The Way (Single Version)

They say to have her hair done

Liz flies all the way to France

And Jackie's seen in a discotheque

Doin' a brand-new dance

And the White House social season

Should be glitterin' and gay

But here in Topeka, the rain is fallin'

The faucet is drippin' and the kids are bawlin'

One of them's toddlin' and one is crawlin'

And one's on the way

I'm glad that Raquel Welch

Just signed a million-dollar pact

And Debbie's out in Vegas

Workin' up a brand-new act

While the TV's showin' Newlyweds

A real fun game to play

But here in Topeka, the screen door's bangin'

The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs hangin'

One wants a cookie and one wants a changin'

And one's on the way

Now, what was I doin'? Jimmy, get away from there

Darn, there goes the phone

Hello, honey, what's that you say?

You're bringin' a few old Army buddies home?

You're callin' from a bar? Get away from there

No, not you, honey, I was talkin' to the baby

Wait a minute, honey, the doorbell

Honey, could you stop at the market and

Hello? Hello? Well, I'll be

The girls in New York City

They all march for women's lib

And Better Homes and Gardens

Shows the modern way to live

And the pill may change the world tomorrow

But meanwhile, today

Here in Topeka, the flies are buzzin'

The dog is barkin' and the floor needs scrubbin'

One needs a spankin' and one needs huggin', Lord

And one's on the way

Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins again