Letras
My uh, my wife and I have been thinking about getting a dog, um
Actually, I've been thinking about getting a dog
And she's been thinking about getting an abomination
She wants a cockadoodle
Have you heard of this little circus freak
Half cocker spaniel, half poodle, all bad idea
Yeah, that's great
Let's take the minimal intelligence of cockers
And blend it with the evil of poodles
Into one hypoallergenic antichrist
Ideally, I want a pet that hasn't been successfully bred yet
I want a squirreladore
Yeah, half Labrador, half squirrel
All kick-ass beast
In my mind, that thing could do cool lab stuff
Like swim and catch Frisbees
And cool squirrel stuff like walk on power lines and water ski
That's beautiful for a 90 pound rodent
That thing's not just a pet
That's a conversation piece
'Cause people see you walking a squirreladore
They're gonna have questions
They're gonna be like
"Oh my God, what the hell is that"
"Um that, rude
Is a chocolate squirreladore"
"Oh my God, does it bite"
"Yeah
And it gets pretty squirrelly
If you try and take its nuts"
Double pun
I saw a guy while back
With a tattoo of a dragon, on his face
I thought that was an interesting choice
Made me think like
If I had to get a tattoo on my face
Like what would I get
That's important
I'd get a tattoo of my face
Same size as my face
But slightly to the left
And then I'd wait outside a 3D movie theatre
And ruin people's lives