Letras
Toni the Finn had a dream so clear,
To eat his noodles and chug warm beer.
But fate had plans, dark and cruel,
His camp stove sank like a fucking fool.
He cursed the mud, but it only laughed-
Then swallowed his sock with a steamy draft.
Mud-armageddon, no gods, no hope!
We sank in sludge, we slipped the rope!
Raise your horns as the toilets flood,
Mud-armageddon, we're stuck and proud!
Screaming like hell, but still too loud!
Boots are gone, my soul is wet-
This ain't a fest, it's a muddy death!
We die today, but we die in mud!
We stepped outside, the ground went on a holiday,
Like Satan's shit in a Snickers slurp.
Someone screamed, "It's smooth, it's warm!"
But the smell could trigger a biohazard alarm.
Peanut butter clay of doom,
With notes of piss and gloom.
Mud-armageddon, no gods, no hope!
We sank in sludge, we slipped the rope!
Raise your horns as the toilets flood,Mud-armageddon, we're stuck and proud!
Screaming like hell, but still too loud!
Boots are gone, my soul is wet-
This ain't a fest, it's a muddy death!
We die today, but we die in mud!
Xavi stood proud, declared war on the holy ground
"Let's crush this mud with Iberian might!"
But ten steps in and the war was lost,
Now he's a legend at personal cost.
Last seen near a German bratwurst stand,
Then screamed Venomous sin declares war on sausages ä. I will have a fucking kebab instead.
Screaming "¡Viva la guerra!" when he lost his mind.
Mud-armageddon, no gods, no hope!
We sank in sludge, we slipped the rope!
Raise your horns as the toilets flood,Mud-armageddon, we're stuck and proud!
Screaming like hell, but still too loud!
Boots are gone, my soul is wet-
This ain't a fest, it's a muddy death!
We die today, but we die in mud!
Stefan said "This mud feels cute!"
Then tried to flirt with a japanese chic
She smiled once, then slipped away,
While he sank crotch-first into clay.
"Help!" he cried, "My Tinder date!"
But she was gone and went back to japan.
Mud-armageddon, no gods, no hope!
We sank in sludge, we slipped the rope!
Raise your horns as the toilets flood,Mud-armageddon, we're stuck and proud!
Screaming like hell, but still too loud!
Boots are gone, my soul is wet-
This ain't a fest, it's a muddy death!
We die today, but we die in mud!
They built walkways, stacked up hay,
Declared "We've beat the sludge today!"
Camp leaders spoke like gods reborn-
"We own this mud, we fear no storm."
But mud just smirked, held back its wrath...
Then puked rain on the walk of path.
Mud-armageddon, no gods, no hope!
We sank in sludge, we slipped the rope!
Raise your horns as the toilets flood,Mud-armageddon, we're stuck and proud!
Screaming like hell, but still too loud!
Boots are gone, my soul is wet-
This ain't a fest, it's a muddy death!
We die today, but we die in mud!
At 3am, it made its move-
Crawled through tents in a silent groove.
Stole six boots and swallowed ten beers,
Whispered secrets in metalhead ears.
One woke up bald, one woke up wet,
One found his ex - and they're still a threat.
Mud-armageddon, no gods, no hope!
We sank in sludge, we slipped the rope!
Raise your horns as the toilets flood,Mud-armageddon, we're stuck and proud!
Screaming like hell, but still too loud!
Boots are gone, my soul is wet-
This ain't a fest, it's a muddy death!
We die today, but we die in mud!
It rained. It poured. The filth awoke.
Stage collapsed under sludge and smoke.
Tents turned ships in a muddy sea,
We screamed, we moshed, then ceased to be.
A final riff. A soggy scream.
Wacken died. Long live the dream.
Mud took over the place
No gods no masters
Only muuuuuuuud at only camps.
Mud-armageddon, no gods, no hope!
We sank in sludge, we slipped the rope!
Raise your horns as the toilets flood,Mud-armageddon, we're stuck and proud!
Screaming like hell, but still too loud!
Boots are gone, my soul is wet-
This ain't a fest, it's a muddy death!
We die today, but we die in mud!
No one is left
Only camps