Fresh Prince of Eastown

I'm rockin' polo, Ralph Lauren I'm feelin' like Carlton

But my pocket's big as Uncle Phil

And I be smokin' on gas, I ain't poppin' no pill

I be fresh as fuck, just like on Will Smith

When I wake up, my Roll me a spliff

And I be rappin' like It was gift

She ain't suckin' dick or poppin' no pussy

Aye then I'm callin' that lil' ho a lift

Let's go, might send her home in a Uber

I was 16 when I shot my first Ruger clip

Pistol whip a nigga in the lip

No poker, you know Lil' Will all by the chips

Big blue hundreds, you know that I'm cripp

Play with my money, you gon' end up dead Rip

Fuck the police, I gave em the slip

High speed chase, pray to God my car don't flip

If I make it back home tonight

Shit go left, I just make sure I make it back right

In the darkness, I follow the light

23 shots, man, I feel like LeBron and Mike

On the block like a thief in the night

Aye on the block all day, man, I feel like Dwight

My dog vicious like Tyson, he bite

Pour up a four and a two-liter Sprite, let's go

Baby, come closer and look in my eyes

Bitch, I'm the shit like I be with the Fly's

I be in my bag like some fries, you take one of mine

Like some hair I just want you to die, no cap in my rap, man

I won't even lie, no cap in my rap, man, Lil' Will state facts

Ayy, I'm on they ass like some slacks

Fuck from the back, she get mad when I pull out her tracks

But baby girl, I got racks

Get a hair done, just to blow out her back again

And no, I never needed friends

But the ones I got, I'ma make sure I ride to the end

Like the Matrix, I'm dodging the pin

I creep through your block, if we see you, we spinning again

Asking God to forgive my sins

I done did my dirt, I done paid my dues

Made a living off breaking the rules

But if snooze , you lose, ayy, and I just wanna win

I shoot like Jeremy Lin

This off the head don't need no pen or pad, they tell me I look like my dad

Ayy, but I'm just like him, so I can't be mad

Wanna reach out, but I can't, cause my pride's too bad

I'm rocking Polo Ralph Lauren, I'm feeling like Carlton

And pockets big as Uncle Phil

And I be smoking on gas, I ain't popping no pill

I be fresh as fuck, just like on Will moore

I need a wood, let's go to the store

You better act like you know that you know

And I'm on the east, so I make sure I'm keeping my pole

You know these niggas ain't got no goals

Ayy, if I make it back home tonight

And shit go left I just make sure I make it back right

In the darkness, I follow the light

Twenty-three shots, man, I feel like LeBron and Mike

On the block like a thief in the night

Aye on the block all night man, I feel like Dwight

My dog Vicious, like Tyson he bite

Pour up a four in a two-liter Sprite

On God, on God

Lil' Will on the beat

Ayy, you know I'ma bring that heat

I'm God, I'm God

Ayy, ayy, ayy

Let's go