Letras
I was working in a diner
Down on highway 66
My boss, who was a walking one-liner
Supplied the burgers and the jokes for the hits
My life would have been so dull
Just like fries without a steak
If I hadn't had my daily
Cinnamon bun and coffee break
One of those moments, he came in smiling
What he said was a bit more than I could take
"A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips"
No, no, no, no, why'd you tell me so?
"A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips"
Well, I went mad, it made him glad
No more fun with my cinnamon bun
I tried to talk to the burger buckaroo
It didn't help when I heard him say
"It was your looks, honey, that made me hire you
But not the ones you've been giving me all day"
Oh, why is it my life is such a pain?
Just like coffee without a cup
The sign in the window said
"Don't go hungry, come on in and get fed up"
I went out the back door with my sweet roll
Thought I'd dust him when he suddenly slowed up
"A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips"
No, no, no, no, why'd you tell me so?
"A minute on your lips and a lifetime on your hips"
Well, I went mad, it made him glad
No more fun with my cinnamon bun
I kept waiting on my tables
While waiting for the tables to turn
A comedian cowboy, that stink of stables
Got me yearning for the wiener to burn
My days ought to be shining bright
Just like eggs sunny side up
So, I finally put my foot down
And tied him up with an apron
Explained him that this waitress
Just went from zero to bitch in 3.7 seconds
Just because of his disrespectful treatment
And bumper sticker wisdoms
Eat this too, I said
And fit this in your 607 cinnamon buns at once
I used to be working in a diner
Left the joker in the kitchen with a song