Letras
You know oztism gonna get you right
I'm painting pictures with my semen when I jerk off in my bed
This time it was white, but last time it was red
If I keep watching porn, I'ma end up dead
My parents fucked me up by giving me the middle name Fred
I hide my cum sock in the bottom of my dresser
I found ways to jerk off in school, I'm a finesser
I tried to edge my cock with a ring, I had to test her
I dyed my pubes pink on my dick, I feel like Jesser
He's a molester, but he's my dog
Jerk off so long my room filled up with fog
I came four times in one second, it was pog
Ay, but I just found out my G-spot's in my butthole though
I think I'ma have to make a executive purchase
On a dildo, motherfucker
I'ma find out where that goddamn G-spot is
And I'ma fondle with that shit
I'm really hoping it's like a, like a male version of a clit
I don't really hang with goth boys though
They really not my clit
I'm a flexible dude
I can suck my own dick
I can try and do a handstand
Yeah, I can do a trick
Everybody's gonna try it
Everybody wants a lick
Hold on, the beat's about to drop, I gotta lock in real quick
I gotta find new ways to touch myself to learn how to goon
People say I stink, they always evacuate the room
But they still touch my butthole, they call it the pit of doom
He said if I let him hit, he'd get me a new pair of shoes
But I ain't gay though
Sippin' on coconut Faygo
Wherever the money go, they go
My nut looks like Chicken Alfredo
I'm countin' the money, the pesos
No, lil' bitch, we do not chase hoes
I stuck my dick in the back of a hot dog
It was so creamy, it felt just like Legos
Kinda like Eggos
But I do not be eatin' on waffles
I got like 10 STDs
One is blue waffles
Yes, I ram waffles with waffles
Bitch, I'm oztism
Hey, oztism next up
Remember the name, bitch