The Worry Song

Well, I worry about my present situation

My bookie says my odds are next to none

But I'd worry if my chances were improving

I got ulcers from the worrying I've done

And they worry too

Well, I'm worried I may find a four-leaf clover

Lord knows I can't sleep if nothing's wrong

I'm worried that my troubles might be over

Takes a worried man to sing a worried song

Takes a worried man to sing a worried song

Come on and worry now

I worry about my tan, my skin's all white

I ought to go outside, but the sun's too damn bright

I worry about disease and worry about the flu

And if you got it from me, or if I got it from you

If I were you, I'd worry about that tooth

Well, I worry about big business and if they tell the truth

I worry about the Commies undermining all our youth

I worry about Afghanistan, I worry about the Poles

And if they drop the big one, will we all live in holes

Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute

Ah, never mind, never mind

I was worried that was gonna happen

You don't worry about it, I'll worry about it

I wanna be up anyway, it's all right

Wow-wow-wow, wow-wow-wow

- I gonna do?

Worry, worry, worry, worry

Hmm

I wonder how-